svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
lcate: *sells my virginity at a yard sale*
hiddleswiggles: tears-pain-and-gay: coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth Doctor. Matt SmELEVENith He plays the ELEVENth Doctor. It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it Don’t forget Christopher ENINEton. Don’t skip nine!
jesuschristvevo: i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
ericdle: if i ever meet paul i’ll just hand him this
2 headphones: you can't talk to me
1 headphone: you can't talk to me
no headphones: you still can't talk to me
ghostysock: getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life
svvords: labyrinthofexistence: svvords: how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class I don’t even raise my hand in class, how can I do a move for guys to notice me? by not making stupid comments on their posts
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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nightlightofcelobia: ralph-the-gallade: askahoennbreeder: ask-crystal-the-gardevoir: hallowantvenom: sunrisethefangirl: typical-teen-with-digi-spirits: If you can’t reblog this… EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK #confirm The lack of people who reblogged this… not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick If you can reblog this then Sphere: Reblog this. Seriously. ...
lilbunnygirl: *gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
freddybenson: i can’t believe burger king bought tumblr
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
trillow: this is the sassy police. come out with your hands on your hips