oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
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i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
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pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
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how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum
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Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he’s 5 lbs
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did Paul McCartney seriously just ask me to give him bad bug puns
challenge accepted
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my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
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ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
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[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND ]
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